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Jul. 12th, 2008 @ 12:45 am First Latveria, Tomorrow the World
Now that I've signed the offer letter, I guess it is official -- I have taken a full time job at a small midwestern center of higher learning, henceforth to be referred to here as Green Acres Vo-Tech so as to maintain some weak attempt at anonymity. I will be teaching writing from here on out -- not exactly my first choice, but at least it's a choice that will use my considerable skillz to pay my formidable billz.
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commie prof
Apr. 24th, 2008 @ 10:23 am Lessons I Learned from Movies
Last night I watched the Italian grindhouse classic _Torso_, and I learned the following very important lessons:

1) If you were an Italian man in the 1970s, you were a pervert.
2) If you were an Italian woman in the 1970s, you were really hot.
3) In Italy, even psychotic killers wear nice shoes.
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Burns
Dec. 6th, 2007 @ 10:42 am Mitt Presents Evangelical Intelligence Test
Watched a few minutes of Mitt Romney's shameless invocation of Kennedy -- was struck by a central contradiction, which I hope the evangelicals he is attempting to appeal to notice. On the one hand, he is claiming that religious belief is of central importance to participation in the American political process (fuck you once again, atheists!). On the other hand, after he takes time out to give his personal shout-out to Jesus, he simultaneously claims that all religions are pretty much the same ("The president needs the prayers of Americans of all faiths," or something similar).

As far as I can tell, this is Mitt's way of saying that religion is bullshit, he knows it is bullshit, but he needs to talk a game fast enough to please enough wishy-washy pseudo-Christians, conservative Catholics, and hardcore (that is, ignorant about the Bible or any important theological elements of Christianity, but programmed to automatically believe the claims made by any man in a suit who mentions this Jesus guy a lot) fundamentalists to get the Republican nomination. So here, to review, are his central propositions:

1) Religion is terribly important to America.
2) Jesus is God.
3) The prayers of Americans of all faiths are needed.

Propositions 2 and 3 are in direct contradiction. If you actually believe your religion is a true depiction of the supernatural elements of existence, and your religion precludes the truth values of other religions (as Christianity in general and Mormonism in particular do), then the prayers of those of other faiths are absolutely meaningless -- they might as well be praying to Hawkman, to paraphrase Flanders from _The Simpsons_. Unless you happen to see religion as a bullshit means of social control and manipulation, in which case Mitt's statements make perfect sense. Welcome to America, where our new motto is "Theocracy for thee but not for me!"
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commie prof
Dec. 4th, 2007 @ 12:55 pm The "Cult" Label
_Salon_'s Cary Tennis gives us yet another dose of "duh" today:

http://www.salon.com/mwt/col/tenn/2007/12/04/scientology/

I would make fun of Tennis for being stupid enough to almost become a Scientologist, but 1) William Burroughs almost became one, too, until he saw its pyramid scheme structure and 2) I guess when one has joined the OTO, one should watch out for the integrity of one's own glass house. No, the real winner is this line:

"From my perspective, it is an unfortunate choice to join a cult, one that takes us farther from self-discovery rather than nearer."

I love the fact that there are people in this country who try to pass themselves off as advice-dispensing experts who still haven't figured out that the label "cult" is automatically a bad thing in public discourse. Who the George Herbert Walker Fuck would say "I think your friend _should_ join that cult, especially one that takes her further from self-discovery"?

The unspoken issue, of course, is whether Scientology should be defined as an unfortunate religious choice that the advice-seeker should tolerate (because tolerating religion is automatically expected of Salon-reading liberals, even if they secretly think said religion is stupid or harmful) or whether Scientology should be defined a cult (because cults are bad and coercive and do not deserve protection or respect). While I ultimately agree with the assessment of Scientology as the latter for a wide variety of reasons, I'd argue that the real key to this problem, and the key to problems to coercive religious involvement in general, would be showing how one should distinguish between a religion and a cult in the first place (and the "system that trumps everything"/ "exempts us from recognized and accepted tests of merit -- scholastic achievement, work success, marriage and family, gaining a solid reputation, finishing projects, making art, that kind of thing" statement certainly isn't enough -- read the Gospels at all?).
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commie prof
Dec. 1st, 2007 @ 01:34 pm High Heel Sneakers (and Other Perversions)
Went to the local musty record shop to pick up an order for a buddy -- since I can't let a good deed go unrewarded, I bought myself a Jerry Lee Lewis record ("The Greatest Live Show on Earth" from 1964 -- a bargain at $5, due to some damage to the sleeve).

I'm listening to it now -- god damn, I love me some Jerry Lee.

(As a side note, inspired by the fine version of "High Heel Sneakers" on this album, I had one of my "I didn't know I had this fetish, but I sure have it now!" moments about a year ago, when one of Barker's Beauties was actually wearing high-heeled sneakers. Why does television insist on playing to my inner pervert (which, incidentally, I always picture as Norman Fell/ Mr. Roper from _Three's Company_, for no particular reason)?)
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Jerry Lee
Nov. 28th, 2007 @ 12:39 pm OSU Anti-Porn Journal, Day 3: The Lantern Swings Both Ways
Because the Culture War is the deadliest war of all (excluding all of the wars where people actually get wounded or killed, of course), here's the third entry in _The Lantern_'s series on porn.

http://media.www.thelantern.com/media/storage/paper333/news/2007/11/28/Campus/Directors.Search.For.Amateur.Stars-3119598.shtml#more

This entry focuses on the call for amateur stars, and it finally acknowledges the existence of gay porn. In fact, half the article talks about the constant calls for gay male actors -- then the other half switches to women (no transition) and gets back on track with the whole "porn ruins women's lives" thread. This time the focus is on the actor, and the piece features a director who states that every women he's ever worked with has regretted doing porn (hmm -- common link other than porn here?). Of course, this ignores the whole Nina Hartley section of part two, but I think it's obviously a bit too much to expect that the author of this piece remembers what he wrote about yesterday.

All the focus is on ruined women here, of course -- no discussion of the reputational dangers of being gay for pay or of being a straight man in a porn scene. I guess that barrier is down, at least -- after all, you can be a former male porn actor or escort and still be a big wheel in Republican politics (thank you, Matt Sanchez and Jeff Gannon -- you big, gay, glorious pioneers, plowing ass and parading Republican talking points with the same tireless vigor). But Mary Carey aside, apparently if you appear in a porn vid while committing the crime of being female, your future is dead.
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doom
Nov. 27th, 2007 @ 02:31 pm OSU v. Porn Part II -- The Wrath of Nina Hartley
And the anti-porn goodness continues:

http://media.www.thelantern.com/media/storage/paper333/news/2007/11/27/Campus/Pornography.Raises.Concerns.About.Womens.Liberation-3117158.shtml

The anti-porn pastor appears again, but this time Nina Hartley and Ron Jeremy (because nobody knows women's lib like Ron Jeremy) are used to support the not-oppressive-to-women side. My WTF moment in this installment, though, is the use of an article from _Bitch_ discussing reality porn. Three problems:

1)80-90% of _Bitch_ sucks ass, and the other 10-20% is tainted by the ass-suckage of the rest. (Nashville Pussy is sexist! We can't run their ad, what with those fake lesbians, and besides, we're way too full of ads for the "hipster" wedding industry! Oh, and we suck ass! Okay, rant over. Talk to Miss Melusine if you need the full version of the war on _Bitch_)

2)The _Bitch_ citation is used to support the idea that "reality" porn is the most degrading to women -- which overlooks a) the whole complaint about the 80s and 90s porn industry's impossibly airbrushed aesthetic as dangerous to women's self-esteem and b) the sizable market in gay and lesbian reality porn (and I'm no porn scholar -- I just play one on TV -- but I'm pretty sure straight reality porn's aesthetic is derived from cheapo gay porn, similar to straight porn's adoption of the glory hole). Reality porn is ultimately defined by aesthetic, not just by being based on abduction/ humiliation/ "extreme sex" (although much of the straight reality stuff is).

3) I would imagine that the writer of this article, since he thinks the anti-porn pastor is a reliable source about women's empowerment, would find any non-porn content in _Bitch_ repellent and also destructive to women, in that it would make them into jackbooted Women's Studies majors (ah, if only _Bitch_ really did do that).

Ah, that devious porn! If only we could get rid of it, women could finally be free, since porn is obviously the last bastion of American sexism.
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wolvie v. hulk
Nov. 26th, 2007 @ 02:21 pm My Proud Graduate Alma Mater's War on Porn
So _The Lantern_, Columbus's second favorite source of toilet paper (the first being _The Dispatch_), has begun a bold new war on porn.

http://media.www.thelantern.com/media/storage/paper333/news/2007/11/26/Campus/Porn-Leads.To.Aggressive.Behavior-3115192.shtml?reffeature=htmlemailedition

Ah, delightful -- I especially love the use of a minister running an anti-porn church as an "expert" source. No wonder our journalism school is doing so well.

While I will be the first to admit that my beloved mainstream porn is responsible for a reinforcing a lot of negative social effects, I disagree very strongly with the idea that porn is actually generating these negative effects. The "60% of men would rape if they could get away with it" stat cited in the article, for example, would be just as high (if not higher) in a society that banned porn -- it is the product of a society that sees sex as something men do to unwilling women, which we had prior to the porn explosion of the 70s-present, and we will have long after porn is cracked down on again, and again, and again (with that cracking down never harming the big mainstream porn companies, of course, but only the little companies who might actually change or challenge these negative aspects of straight porn, given half a chance in a freer market).

This is my problem with the article in every college composition book (always written by a different author, always a very earnest academic feminist) that argues that advertising causes harmful attitudes towards women -- it always assumes that women's situations would automatically get better if we could somehow do away with sexist advertising; men would gloriously wake up from their sexism and treat women as equals and not as objects to push around, humiliate, rape, or kill. Porn, advertising, the new crop of torture-based horror films -- all these things are symptoms. They display our society's base misogyny in a really blatant way, but if they were all gone tomorrow, that misogyny would still be there.
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snikt!
Nov. 20th, 2007 @ 11:37 am Why Teaching Occasionally Stomps on Your Heart (and Other Times on Your Face)
I just finished up a pair of courses at a local liberal arts college -- overall the experience was good, but they don't have any work for me past this quarter, so I'm back to community college until I either get a full-time academic job or give up and go get a real job. This is the first time in a few years that I've been able to design a class pretty much from the ground up (barring the constrictions of the course itself) -- I was able to pick my books, which is a luxury that I had back at OSU as a grad student, but haven't enjoyed since.

One of the books I picked was Michael Chabon's _The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay_, a book originally suggested to me by my aunt, of all people. It is a huge, sweeping, beautiful book about comics, golems, and shooting Nazis in the Arctic, among other things. Sadly, it is also the reason for the title of this post -- my students didn't really bother reading it. Some who did liked it, but some thought it was boring (my interior response being "IT'S GOT HOUDINI, GOLEMS, SUPERMAN, ORSON WELLES, IMPLIED GAY SEX, AND DEAD NAZIS! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU NEED TO ENTERTAIN YOU, YOU GRABASSTIC MORONS?" bellowed in my best R. Lee voice). And I would have just left it at that, if not for the fact that these kids are actually supposed to be arts and humanities majors for the most part (with a few nursing students, some of whom will soon learn what true hell is like, since they had a hard time keeping up with the easy reading schedule of my class). One of my colleagues taught the same book, and she said her students were even more negative about it. They see 600+ pages, their brains flip off. They see a reference to a famous person, and the hyperlink is dead -- no connection.

They liked (for the most part) the movies and TV episodes I showed in class, but the books -- I just don't think they understood them, ultimately. There's a big difference between reading the words and understanding the web of references those words create. I loved that web of references, from the first time I started seeing it (probably back in middle school, but definitely by high school) -- it's the only reason I went on to be an English major. Synthesis, forming connections between works and ideas, is the basis of all higher-level Humanities learning -- and because I can't travel back in time to high school and make them pay attention to English class then (or teach the books to them properly, as I've encountered in a few cases), there's little chance that I can help them develop their own web of connections now. Part of my problem is that I was stuck teaching freshmen -- 18 year olds just aren't interested in anything that they are told is for their own good, no matter how true that statement may be. So I'll hold on for now, and chose to remember the connections that I did see several of my students making -- maybe that will be enough for me, ultimately.
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Watchmen Babies
Aug. 16th, 2007 @ 03:03 pm Back from NOTOCON and Other Housekeeping
I finally have enough free time to get around to my NOTOCON-aftermath post. I survived my first OTO convention and had a lovely, booze-fueled frenzy of a time, but I do have a complaint that I must file with you, the virtual collective ombudsperson. Very-Important-and-Not-at-All-Crazy Cult Expert Carl Raschke told me, in his book _Painted Black_, that once I started thinking his academic work about the dangers of teh Cults!!! was bullshit, I would already be under teh Cults!!!'s control due to the piles of admiration, cash, and Satanist hookers they would bestow upon me. I did not receive the services of a single Satanist hooker at the con, and this will not stand. Please forward me one Satanist hooker at your earliest convenience.
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